I hate having more memories than time to make them.
Author: jcafesin
J. Cafesin is a Creative Director, an author of riveting, mind-bending fiction, and a MarCom specialist in the San Francisco Bay Area. She is a native Californian (Silicon Valley), and the founder of Lean Startup Marketing Entrepreneurial Workshops—the step-by-step process to marketing an idea, or developing product, for profit. J. Cafesin also is a Stanford educator, in Copywriting and Startup Marketing.
United We Live. Divided We Die.
I'm lying on the nurse's exam table, legs spread in stirrups while she takes a vaginal sample for a pap smear. I'm there for an annual checkup, new to the area, and her practice. As I describe some minor chest pains, she asks me if I've gotten the Covid vaccine. I say, yes, of course, … Continue reading United We Live. Divided We Die.
Vid Speaks for Itself, Clearly…
Trump MUST BE IMPEACHED
Trump MUST BE #IMPEACHED, so he can NEVER run for federal office again! https://jcafesin.com/2017/03/21/the-return-of-hitler/ #NancyPelosi #JoeBiden #AssholesLiveForever #riots #Inauguration2021 #InaugurationDay #insurrection #conservatives #republicans #TrumpsNewArmy #christians #Qanon #QAnon2021 #Pardons
You’re Fu**ed When…
MICRO-TRUTH: Human reaction to trouble: Fight, Flight, or Freeze. Any one of these, you're Fu**ed, you're Fu**ed, you're Fu**ed. MUCH better to THINK, then ACT with forethought, NOT malice!
Copywriting “Test”
Had an interview for a Copywriting contract that required a 'test.' Here's the 'test:' Create five (5) YouTube Channels that can “go viral,” which, according to this 'digital marketing agency' was “20 million views in one week,” with these prompts: Create a “Seek and Find” YouTube channel.Create a “Mouse Maze” YouTube channel.Create a [tween] YouTube … Continue reading Copywriting “Test”
Lost Writer Seeks to be Found
I keep putting marketing projects in front of me to avoid fine writing. Writing fiction is HARD. It's the second hardest thing I've ever done beyond raising my kids, and husband. Marketing, helping companies, especially startups grow is engaging. Working with entrepreneurs, especially engineers, to find their targets, and create campaigns that sell their stuff … Continue reading Lost Writer Seeks to be Found
Food in Fiction
Ever had a blind date? While women are worried the guy is a psycho-killer, most guys are worried the woman will be fat. I've always had a...complicated relationship with food. I grew up in the 70s and 80s, when heroin addict thin was trending chic. My mother's favorite actress was Audrey Hepburn, because she was, … Continue reading Food in Fiction
Did U know that PENGUINS CAN FLY?
OMG! Did U know that #PENGUINS CAN FLY? I didn't, till I saw this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dfWzp7rYR4 … https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpJjVmcSv3w&feature=youtu.be #BBC #fakenews #realnews #globalwarming #instalove #climatechange #instagood #instalike #AprilFools
New Release: Lean Startup BRANDING
Lean Startup BRANDING (LSB) Workbook 2, is the first marketing book to unify the marketing/branding process. LSB brings together target marketing methods with graphic design techniques, to produce smart marketing strategies and striking campaigns that uniquely brand your products, services, and company. Bestselling author, and Stanford Marketing instructor, J. Cafesin, introduces an entirely new Branding … Continue reading New Release: Lean Startup BRANDING
